This is very naughty - don't say I didn't warn you.
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his
sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen
cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom,
I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response. The guy was about to repeat it to make sure
she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly,
"You're gay - doesn't that mean you put men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over
the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking
again!!"
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I'm sure you can see why I really couldn't let that one go by. Not that I would ever suggest the possibilities for personalized use ...
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