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You have arrived at the home of

The Real Martha*

featuring

Real easy recipes for Real Busy people

*a.k.a. Queen Can-ivore

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How lucky can you be - I'm holding court right now...

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This is the Real me

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Click below to see where it all began, then follow the links to original Diary of a Mad Politically Incorrect Cook, Vittles on the Go, Bubba Gourmet and Feeder's Digest. Most pages include links to site index pages - gawd - there were four at last count.

AltMartha's Too Easy Recipes

Don't forget to bookmark this page before you go. I have only recently escaped aol hell - navigation on the older pages tends to be aggravating at times. However, if you are dieting, I would strongly suggest you leave immediately. You will get into trouble here - I refuse to accept responsibility.

"If it isn't worth dying for, it isn't worth eating." - Lileth

Recipes that will Clog Arteries

I highly recommend the Seafoam stuff. It earned one of the Soon-to-be-Most-Coveted prizes on the web: a safe-site, less-than-fiver (ingredients) designation tag (LTF Tags). You will find numerous quick and easy recipe stash links all around my pages - I certainly couldn't present this priceless info all alone. If you have a collection, or spot one, please let me know - therealmartha@mindspring.com

You will also find aol mail forms all over the old pages - however, I never did trust them and won't be checking as often now either. If you don't hear back from me in a day or two, please try again. Feedback is a kick - especially true gems like the following from Lori (don't use last names here unless cleared - your anonymity is protected).

"If you get shell in your eggs as you are breaking them, wipe off the tip of a finger with a towel (even if there is nothing on it, I don't know, maybe it removes the oil or something) anyway, the dry fingertip will go right to the shell, without it trying to get away."

Alrighty then ... run back up the page to start your cruise ... new pages will be added shortly. Thanks for dropping by - hope to see you again soon. Don't forget to bookmark and use your back button if all else fails.

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OMG - A new page ...

Feeder's Digest part 14

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Critter News

Libby Award Winners list continues on da Dude's Award page

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Spring has sprung, the grass has riz - are you wondering who the artists is?

Credits

Caricature by Rina - More Caricatures by Rina

Colorization and Techy Stuff by Mike a.k.a. Bubba

Queen C Logo by Jay - he does take requests, go visit

The Scorpio Site.

And, should you care to see this Scorp's "art" and opinion of the state of the web ...

The Cats Pajamas

includes new recognition/award links.